Waynewatch

At last, the news that we - and a bunch of sweaty, frustrated tabloid hacks hanging around a Manchester hospital - have been waiting for: the BBC are reporting that Cinderella the man Rio Ferdinand calls Wazzer will be going to the ball after all.

A word of advice, Wayne - steer clear of Jermain Defoe when you hook up with the squad, he might be inclined to test out quite how well that metatarsal's healed...