Quote of the day

"Slow and weird".

Former Brazilian World Cup winner Tostao, writing in the Folha de Sao Paulo newspaper, on - who else? - Ronaldo.

Incidentally, the BBC website piece about Ronaldo's non-performance last night makes mention of the fact that "to date [he] has 12 World Cup goals under his belt". Well, that might go some way to explaining his excessive girth...