Quote of the day

"I fucked you! I fucked you!"

What French coach Raymond Domenech - he of the "impressive earhole plumage" - apparently jigged about shouting following his side's victory over Portugal on Wednesday night. As a result, he's been reported to FIFA. What's the world coming to? After the Portuguese antics in that game, and the sour taste Ronaldo's behaviour left in English mouths following the quarter-final, the man should be knighted.