"A disappointing dribble"

Turns out it wasn't just bona fide Englishmen who were dismayed by the nation's dismal World Cup exit. Here's the reaction of my Scottish mate Graham:

"I've now sampled the life of being an England fan for the past three weeks and I can safely say I won't be doing that again. I liken the whole World Cup experience to not having a wank for about two weeks, expecting something spectacular and only ending up with a disappointing dribble and a strange feeling of emptiness as you reach for the Kleenex".

Well, quite.