"The name's Boxhill..."

England Our Boys take on Jamaica at Old Trafford tomorrow in our final warm-up game before the World Cup kicks off, and I've just discovered that the President of the Jamaican Football Federation is called Crenston Boxhill. Anyone fancy taking a bet that he'll be watching the game tomorrow from the comfort of a hammock, whilst chugging on a large rum and chuffing on an enormous bifter?

It reminds me of the concept of a "West Indian cricketer name" to which I and my fellow contributor Skif were first alerted by Phill last year. You've heard of your porn star name - well, this works along similar lines. Just take the surname of the US President in office when you were born and combine it with the name of the last British seaside resort you visited - and hey presto!

Mine's Carter Fishguard (it was the rather better-sounding Carter Craster last year) - what's yours?

Ah, my inaugural post on Finals Fantasy appears to be about cricket - whoops.